Pound for pound

It began in London. I’m not sure exactly when or why, but things have changed.

I weigh a lot less than I used to. Over the course of the past year and a half I’ve probably lost about 50 pounds. The funny thing is I don’t really know why, and it hasn’t been a conscious effort; it has just happened.

I am asked (quite often), Tyler, have you lost weight? To which I generally respond, Yes, I have, (smile and nod). Some people leave it at that, pleased for me that I have accomplished something, others push further.

Person A: What did you do?

Me: (This may be an attempt to discover my cleverly guarded secret, proceed carefully) Nothing really.

Person B: Nothing, really? You must have done something?

Me: Well, I suppose I eat less. (Good, good. Parry, give away nothing)

Person A: Do you feel better?

Me: (Oh, as strong as a horse, indeed. I used to feel so fat – terrible really, slothing around the house like a bloated drugged out hippie… ha! Oh, wait, they want me to answer.) Can’t really say that I do, it happened so gradually.

Person B: Good for you, that’s great; you look great.

Me: Thank you.

I know they all mean well. But it’s awkward. It’s as if I’ve done something wonderful – something I should be proud of and beam about to everyone I know, publish as press releases, post on Christmas cards. As if my being slightly heavier was a burden I was happy to rid myself of; now relieved of this I’m free to dance and sing and run marathons.

But I haven’t done anything. Nothing. In fact, I do less now than I did before. I’m working full time now and I’m convinced that I sit about 90% more than I stand. I can feel my legs atrophying day by day and honestly need to do something soon before my legs give up on me and stop working altogether.

There are times when I take pride in my “accomplishment,” but they are awkward, odd and sporadic moments in front of the mirror where I realize I have abs again – and those strange lines running from my lower abdomen into my groin where the muscle is actually defined (they have never been before).

More often than not I feel like I’ve stolen something. So I’ll continue to smile and nod, prescribing false diets and exercise schedules. I don’t think people want to hear: You want to lose weight? Eat less. Walk more.

One comment

  • Tyler great website! I now have a computer of my very own, and Kristi has hers too, so I am at the bottom of an incredibly steep learning curve.
    RE: pound for pound, RIGHT ON! You eat it , you wear it! I’m down 28# since feb. and everything feels better on me.
    Congatulations on your engagement, please express the same to Logan.
    Your dad, Leslie and I went to the Scott Valley Old Timers Rodeo where I clowned (is that a word?) for the 26th consecutive time. They don’t call it the old timers rodeo for nothing! Roy had a good time visiting with the other valley folks and paced himself very well.
    Hope to see you soon but will keep an eye on this cool site.
    Butch
    p.s. what is a URL?

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